dear car keys::
please stop staying inside of my locked car when i am outside of it.
for as much as i love you sometimes (cs6 installed at work, woooo!), i often hate you (cs6 hates me, boooooo).
PLEASE come before friday so we can play before i need to use you.
dear above sentence::
i don't always work that way in relationships. promise.
are you still outside? cuz it'd be nice to see you after wanting to punch my computer all day.
dear applications for official, urgent stuff::
i hope you have some good, tasty foods waiting for me. cuz if not, well...let's just not go there. it could be dangerous.