dear every printer on campus::
i see we are in a cold war.
but i WILL finish my project in spite of you.
dear muffins at L&T::
you taste funky and quite frankly i prefer the rolls.
but i'm sure you have a sweet spirit.
you're beautiful and you're taunting me.
why can't we just be together?
fare thee well.
we'll meet again after my opening reception.
dear BFA project::
it would really speed things up if you could start painting yourself.
you know, carry your half of the load. thanks.
dear BFA research paper::
ha! i didn't even see you there!
...probably because you aren't. yet.
dear fresh air::
you're, well, a breath of fresh air.
but i suppose i'm not telling you anything you didn't know.